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People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
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That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
4 hours ago · 140,102 notes · Source · Reblogged from impassivepeach
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
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where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
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Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
police officers are
trying to keep unsafe drivers off the road. stop doing stuff like this, its inconsiderate and probably very annoying
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